Intercepted Transmission

The following text was intercepted this morning by General Joseph R. Poulas while assiduously monitoring the electronic mail chatter in the little known world of baby moving.

TEAM: Here are the details of your mission, should you choose to accept it.

OBJECTIVES:
1. Occupy year old insurgent, Annabelle Poulas (CODENAME: SPRINKLE), while General Poulas packs base camp in preparation for the move.
2. Roll Kristen (CODENAME: FAT GIRL) onto plane headed for NJ
3. Accompany and Protect FAT GIRL and SPRINKLE on their journey to NJ
4. If FAT GIRL should detonate, i.e., go into labor on plane, promise not to panic

LOCATION: Shreveport, Louisiana (CODENAME: HELLHOLE SWAMP)

DATES: FAT GIRL and SPRINKLE will be flying from HELLHOLE SWAMP to NJ at approximately 0900 hours, Saturday, July 12th. General Poulas will need assistance with the insurgent SPRINKLE for a few days before the flight.

QUALIFICATIONS: Perseverance, good humor, comfort with poop, familiarity with finger foods.

BENEFITS: If you choose to accept this mission, you will receive the following:
1. Unlimited BEER
2. Whatever sustenance is available in HELLHOLE SWAMP
3. The company of SPRINKLE, who can be quite charming
4. Our undying love and affection

Team, this FAT GIRL cannot fly home alone! I hope that some brave souls among you have the courage and the fortitude to accept this mission. If you deem yourself worthy of such an endeavor, please contact FAT GIRL for further details.

Signing Off,

FAT GIRL and SPRINKLE